Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of Science class.
Shout out also to the Atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs because Science.
Shout out to everyone who can accept Science and Religion co-existing.
I have some new favorite things.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here
Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
Okay well I could’ve done without the mirror one.
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
How to bid.
Supernatural part 1.
Jensen’s genuine surprise and the way he completely cracks up! He is so sweet!
It’s like he doesn’t even know how attractive he is
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
Let me tell y’all a story. Last night I got unbelievably drunk and fricked up on various substances. I partied hard, and then when home. As I was trying to fall asleep I remember thinking of the BEST idea, I was like “oh man this is the BEST, this is a breakthrough man I can make millions outta this I just gotta write it down I gotta put it on paper this is ingenious”. I woke up this morning and vaguely remembered my “epic breakthrough” and picked up the piece of paper next to me. And just. “Cransen”. Cransen.
This sounds like Paul McCartney’s 7 levels