Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
i love how in “free to be you and me” they had tons of cool shots they could use for the netflix title
they used this
When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!
Who sits eating marshmallows and thinks hmmm would be better dipped in melted butter?!
My soulmate. That’s who.
I need to try these
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
arizona joins the aesthetic movement
So I have a service dog and he’s not supposed to interact with me while he’s on duty but he gets so lonely.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago
but the cybermen, on the other hand,
look completely different
i guess you could say they upgraded
Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better
Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change