Sh*t people say to (musical) theatre majors
Peasant:
What can you do with that major?
Peasant:
Oh, so you want to be a waiter/waitress?
Peasant:
Musical theatre? What instrument do you play?
Peasant:
You sing? Sing something right now!
Peasant:
So you want to be on Broadway?
Peasant:
Disney has musical theatre jobs?
Peasant:
Is that really a major?
Peasant:
You're really dramatic. No wonder you're a theatre major.
Peasant:
You're a theatre major? But you're so quiet!
Peasant:
Act out something right now!
Peasant:
Were you just talking to yourself?
Peasant:
Oh sorry, were you on the phone?
Peasant:
… Whats a monologue?
Peasant:
How long have you danced?
Peasant:
What part are you in the show going on right now?…….. You're not in it? But you're a theatre major.
Peasant:
You're working backstage? But you're not a techie.
Peasant:
I bet you're totally different on stage.
Peasant:
Why do you have rehearsal so much?
